I was on my way home, in a hurry, and I was going through this fairground. So I got a parachute-like thing, made of very stretchy rubber – like a super thick balloon. When I tied it round my waist, it made me very bouncy – so I could run along with huge leaps. Was great fun. I think I forgot that I was in a hurry to get home, and I just bounced around until it popped.
A bouncy parachute?