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Cure for cellulite

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I was accosted by a woman in a shop.

Did not know mine was so obvious. Good to know there’s a cure.


5 responses »

  1. “Accosted” being the appropriate word – there’s nothing wrong with you, you’re lovely! How’s the peanut doing? 🙂

    • Oh my goodness! Imagine the joys of composing a cellulite-defeating concerto .. or perhaps in my case, a full opera .. I can’t wait to meet my dream musician to help me out of this wobbly jam!

      • Lara: how very poetic! But yes, there is some music waiting to be composed!
        Hanelle: thank you! All good and very wriggly inside!

  2. That treatment seems to have severe side effects – you both lost your bits below the neckline.


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