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2013 in review

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The stats helper monkeys prepared a 2013 annual report for this blog.

Here’s an excerpt:

A San Francisco cable car holds 60 people. This blog was viewed about 2,600 times in 2013. If it were a cable car, it would take about 43 trips to carry that many people.

Click here to see the complete report.


Tasty coffee

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coffee and avo

I was having coffee at someone’s house, and when she gave it to me, I noticed green bits floating in it.

coffee and avo2

Um… no.

Spring boots

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spring shoes 1

I was at a conference, about very serious academic things, and the opening speaker started off with this.

spring boots 2

It turns out that spring boots are shoes with a detachable boot part. You wear them in spring, when you’re not sure whether it’s going to be warm or cold. You wear them as boots, then when it’s warm enough, you detach the boot part and voila! you now have shoes.

Useful swimming lessons

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swordfish lesson1

We were going to swimming lessons, and had been learning useful swimming things. Until this lesson.

swordfish lesson2

Although it seems it can be argued that learning to fillet a swordfish is, in fact, useful.

A baboon in disguise

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baboon panda

I was walking along the road, minding my business, when I saw a baboon dressed as a panda.

What’s even funnier, is that after I had this dream, we were given a hand puppet that is a camel dressed as a tiger. Truly.

Found: large dog

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theo the dog

I found a dog in our garden, so put up posters in the neighbourhood. I knew his name was Theo, because he had a collar with a name tag.

George in a nurse’s uniform

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Time travel hospital

I had the most complicated dream ever, with time travel and switching realities and all sorts of craziness. All I can draw from that though, is George in a nurse’s uniform.