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Uncle’s baby

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My uncle gave birth to a baby girl. We were all more excited about the baby and alarmed by the fact that he was in his sixties, rather than the fact that he, a man, had just carried and given birth to a baby.

The baby girl’s name was Knight Max, after my uncle’s favourite computer game character.

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Baby names

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I went to visit a friend and meet her twin baby girls. I was a little surprised at their names.

Forgetful mom

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Daughter name

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This was all rather worrying, but luckily I remembered her name (not Mick) when I woke up. So all was right with the world again.

Baby toys!

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FYI, drawing teeth is like drawing pants.

Hiding baby

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Our baby suddenly started crawling, without any warning, so she’d just disappear. We kept losing her.

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And finding her in strange places… like the washing machine…

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… and the kitchen sink.

She seemed to go for cleanliness, which is good, I suppose.

It’s the apocalypse!

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It was the apocalypse (an apocalypse? the apocalypse?) and I was running away from the burning buildings and bombs and general carnage. All I was saving was my baby and my dictionary.

A baby-naming prank

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I was admiring a friend’s new baby with another friend of theirs. He mentioned that he’d done this favour for them, and I didn’t think much of it. Until he explained his little prank.

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The family was into flower names, so Petunia was the name they’d chosen. I don’t think they be impressed to find out that little Petunia was actually Sasha!