The wrong kind of date

I met a man and after chatting, we decided to go on a date. It was going to be a lunch date, at my house.

I was excited and nervous, as one is before a first date, and got everything ready…

Alas… it seems we interpreted “date” differently.

Guest submission: Laura’s dream

Laura says: “I dreamt that Hitler wanted to come round for dinner and a movie and we hired Schindler’s List!”

Popular Lorna

I found myself surrounded by men (some I knew and some celebrities) who were all trying to convince my husband that they were in love with me and should date me.

Turns out, they didn’t have the same reasons as I thought they would…