Guest submission: Michael’s dream

Michael was at the hospital visiting his dad, when he saw a lady whose boobs were pointing in different directions. She had surgery to sort it out.

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George in a nurse’s uniform

I had the most complicated dream ever, with time travel and switching realities and all sorts of craziness. All I can draw from that though, is George in a nurse’s uniform.

Erotic dreams?

Happy New Year!

I was in hospital and needed to fill in a vast number of forms, including this one. What fun!

The patient kidnapper

I got kidnapped and taken to the kidnapper’s cave.

But I had to go to hospital for a procedure, so the kidnapper allowed Mike to come and fetch me and take me to hospital.

As long as he brought me back.