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Silly hotel

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I was staying in a hotel, because I was working on location on a movie (that movie Se7en, with Brad Pitt and Kevin Spacey). For some reason, my bed was in the reception of the hotel.

I woke up to a waiter staring at me, and the minute my eyes started fluttering open, he asked me what I wanted to drink with my breakfast.

I slept in my car after that.

Justin Bieber and me

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I bumped into Justin Bieber in some fancy hotel in Cape Town.

Luckily, I have morals and stuff, and fame doesn’t impress me.
Neither does money.

But the man knows how to impress the ladies, and it turns out that even I have my price.

I woke up from this dream thinking “but I’m twice his age!!”

What’s cooking?

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I was driving somewhere and got lost and ended up at this five-star hotel on the coast. It was all glass and beautiful, and had a very fancy restaurant overlooking the sea.

I was amazed that I could see into the sea, but was horrified to see a whale shark swimming around without a head. I asked the waiter about it, and he said that they serve whale shark in the restaurant, but just cut bits off as they need them.