Justin Bieber and me

I bumped into Justin Bieber in some fancy hotel in Cape Town.

Luckily, I have morals and stuff, and fame doesn’t impress me.
Neither does money.

But the man knows how to impress the ladies, and it turns out that even I have my price.

I woke up from this dream thinking “but I’m twice his age!!”

Wedding singer

So Justin Bieber was going to sing at my brother’s wedding and decided that this would be a good chance to try something new.