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Dodgy Christmas present

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happy christmasA friend gave me a fleshlight for Christmas, simply because it would be funny in front of my conservative relatives.

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I tried to explain it away, with my “friend” giggling away in the corner.

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But that pesky relative wouldn’t stop asking questions!

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Questions like, “Why is your friend collapsing on the floor?”


That macaroni dish

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I got a beautiful oven dish as a present. The label said “macaroni” on it, but I didn’t think anything of it, and made a lasagna the first time I used it.

But it turns out it really was a macaroni-and-nothing-else dish.