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A Christmas surprise

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‘Twas the night before Christmas and we were wrapping presents for the children. We’d almost finished, just one left that Michael had bought. Please note that Luke is two years old…

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This is the present Michael bought for Luke.

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But it’s okay, because we didn’t need to wrap it??

Luke’s real Christmas present, in case you’re worried, was a toy digger. It made him much happier than a snake would have. Snails, on the other hand…

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Dodgy Christmas present

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happy christmasA friend gave me a fleshlight for Christmas, simply because it would be funny in front of my conservative relatives.

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I tried to explain it away, with my “friend” giggling away in the corner.

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But that pesky relative wouldn’t stop asking questions!

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Questions like, “Why is your friend collapsing on the floor?”

That macaroni dish

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I got a beautiful oven dish as a present. The label said “macaroni” on it, but I didn’t think anything of it, and made a lasagna the first time I used it.

But it turns out it really was a macaroni-and-nothing-else dish.