My Gay Pride wedding

Bad bridesmaid!

I was bridesmaid for someone I didn’t know, and halfway down the aisle I realised I still had my cap on, and was actually a scruffy mess. Felt terrible, and worried about the photos, but nobody else seemed too bothered.

Guest submission: Geoff’s dream

A strange guest at a bachelor party

According to rumours and news reports, Prince William’s bachelor’s party will be in Cape Town. Well, one of them.
I don’t know what to say about Prince Philip, the pink dress or the kangaroo. Sorry.

 

Update: Drat! This just in: William’s bachelor party will be held in Britain because it’s silly to have a lavish trip abroad when everyone else is saving up to attend the royal wedding, I mean, recovering from the recession.

An arranged marriage

This turned into quite an epic with me escaping (whew) and hiding with the pixies. A magic sex change disguise, Easter egg production, wild chases through the desert with a mirror … all beyond my drawing skills, I’m afraid.