Then the seal tried to attack the boat …
I’m not sure why I thought it would help, but dressing up as a pirate didn’t.
Neither did being an acrobat.
Or a seal.
I was driving somewhere and got lost and ended up at this five-star hotel on the coast. It was all glass and beautiful, and had a very fancy restaurant overlooking the sea.
I was amazed that I could see into the sea, but was horrified to see a whale shark swimming around without a head. I asked the waiter about it, and he said that they serve whale shark in the restaurant, but just cut bits off as they need them.